Mother's Day Survival Kit - Funny Digital Guide PDF | Last Minute Gift for Mom | Honest Motherhood Humor | Instant Download

🚨 MOTHER'S DAY EMERGENCY 🚨

Still scrambling for a Mother's Day gift that doesn't scream "I grabbed this at CVS"?

This isn't your average "#1 Mom" mug situation. This is the survival guide she actually needs.

PERFECT FOR MOMS WHO:
✓ Are tired of planning their own "special day"
✓ Think "sleeping in" shouldn't mean 7:15 AM
✓ Want actual boundaries (not just bubble bath)
✓ Need scripts for saying "no" without guilt
✓ Are DONE pretending everything's fine

WHAT'S INCLUDED:
25-page PDF survival guide with:
- The "What I Actually Want" communication templates
- Emergency escape protocols for overwhelming brunches
- Permission slips for disappointing everyone's expectations
- The Mother's Day Translator (decode what they REALLY mean)
- Honest conversation starters about invisible labor
- Self-care that actually works (hint: it's not yoga)

INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Because Mother's Day is in 7 days and Amazon Prime can't save you now.

BONUS: Makes a perfect passive-aggressive gift when printed and left strategically around the house!

From the Half-Ass Revolution series - where we whole-ass what matters by half-assing what doesn't.

*Digital product only. Sanity not guaranteed but highly likely.*