What's Your Breakdown Personality?

Because we all lose it differently—and that's perfectly fine

Choose Your Breakdown Style

The Bathroom Hider

Strategic retreat specialist

The Pressure Cooker

Explosive but brief breakdowns

The Dissociation Station

Mentally checks out during chaos

The Rage Cleaner

Channels fury into productivity

The Catastrophic Thinker

Mind racing with worst-case scenarios

Pick Your Shareable Format

📱 Dating Profile Style

For when you want to be hilariously honest about your chaos

🎮 Trading Card Style

Complete with breakdown stats and rarity rating