Who we are

We're the people who showed up to the PTA meeting with cereal in our hair. The ones who submitted that work project at 11:59pm with a prayer and a typo. We're the parents who sometimes serve dinosaur chicken nuggets three nights in a row because everyone's still alive and that's what matters.

Half Ass Revolution was born from the crushing weight of impossible standards and the liberating realization that doing less—intentionally and unapologetically—is sometimes the most radical act of self-preservation.

We believe in:

  • The JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out) philosophy—because saying no to what doesn't matter means saying yes to what does

  • Celebrating survival-level wins when that's all you've got

  • Creating space for your actual, messy life instead of the Instagram-perfect version

  • Using humor as both shield and salve for the hard days

We're not life coaches or gurus. We're fellow travelers with battle scars and journal entries, sharing what works because we've lived the alternative and it nearly broke us.

Welcome to the revolution. Lower standards, higher joy.

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