Design Your Keep Calm Poster

Design Your Keep Calm Poster

Create your own realistic survival mantras for the cozy apocalypse

Forget toxic positivity. It's time for realistic affirmations that actually help you survive the chaos. Create personalized posters that celebrate the art of lowering your standards, embracing good enough, and finding comfort in the beautifully imperfect reality of modern life.

Customize Your Reality Check

Choose your survival style and colors

Choose Your Reality Check:

Keep Calm & Lower Your Standards
Keep Calm & Cry in the Car
Keep Calm & Eat Cereal for Dinner
Keep Calm & Hide in the Bathroom
Keep Calm & Nap Through It
Keep Calm & Order Takeout Again
Keep Calm & Wear Pajamas All Day
Keep Calm & Let Someone Else Handle It

Or Write Your Own:

Keep it short for best results!

Choose Your Apocalypse Color:

KEEP
CALM
& LOWER YOUR
STANDARDS
From the Half-Ass Revolution Series

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