Congratulations! You've identified the source of your rage: the absolutely bonkers expectations placed on modern mothers. Your anger is basically your authenticity trying to break free from the Pinterest-perfect prison of "shoulds."

Your Expectation Rage Explained: Your rage erupts when confronted with impossible standards, Instagram-perfect motherhood, or the 4,000th article about how you're somehow failing your children by existing as a human. It's like being graded on a test where the answers keep changing and perfection is the only passing score. This rage is your soul rejecting the cultural gaslighting that says you're never enough.

What You'll Find in Your Guide:

• The history of how motherhood standards became completely unhinged

• "The Good Enough Mother" manifesto (backed by actual research)

• Scripts for shutting down unsolicited parenting advice

• How to create your own success metrics (hint: "everyone survived" counts)

• Permission to define motherhood on your own terms

Want More Sanity-Saving Resources? Check out these other Half-Ass Revolution freebies:

• The Emergency Breakdown Kit - For when perfectionism has you in a chokehold

• Shit I'm Not Doing Anymore - Like meeting impossible standards

Ready for the Deep Dive? Pre-order "The Invisible Workload: A Field Guide to All the Sh*t You Do That Nobody Notices" - launching June 2025. Discover why the standards are impossible (spoiler: they're designed that way).