Congratulations Message: Well hello there, fierce protector of personal space! You've just discovered that your rage isn't random—it's your body's built-in security system going "INTRUDER ALERT!" whenever someone treats your boundaries like a suggestion rather than a law.

Your Boundary Violation Rage Explained: Your rage flares up when people invade your physical space, interrupt your alone time, or treat your body like community property. It's like having an internal bouncer who's had it up to HERE with people crossing the velvet rope of your personal boundaries. This isn't you being "difficult"—this is your nervous system saying "ACCESS DENIED" to protect your basic human need for autonomy.

What You'll Find in Your Guide:

• Why your "GET AWAY FROM ME" feelings are actually brilliant evolutionary programming

• Emergency scripts for creating instant space (without locking yourself in the bathroom... again)

• The "Touch Budget" system to prevent sensory overload

• Long-term strategies for teaching others that your boundaries aren't optional

• Permission slips for prioritizing your physical autonomy without guilt

Want More Sanity-Saving Resources? Check out these other Half-Ass Revolution freebies:

• The Emergency Breakdown Kit - For when you're one touch away from combustion

• Shit I'm Not Doing Anymore - Your boundary-setting manifesto

Ready for the Deep Dive? Pre-order "The Invisible Workload: A Field Guide to All the Sh*t You Do That Nobody Notices" - launching June 2025. Because your boundaries matter, and so does the invisible labor of maintaining them.