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Free Shit That Actually Helps

No fluff, no BS, just real solutions for real moms who are done pretending everything's fine

  • EMERGENCY BREAKDOWN KIT

    For when you're one "Mom, mom, mom, mom, MOM!" away from a news headline Essential survival strategies for those moments when your last nerve got up and left.

  • MOM TRANSLATOR QUIZ

    Decode your fury before it decodes you 

    Discover which of the 5 rage types you are and what your anger's actually trying to tell you (spoiler: it's not that you're a terrible person).

  • SH*T I'M NOT DOING ANYMORE

    The Declaration of Independence from Everyone Else's Bullshit

    Your permission slip to stop caring about everyone else's expectations The boundary-setting manifesto for recovering people-pleasers and professional overthinkers.